SeaWorld is awesome and I highly suggest you go there. Right now. I think they're open.
I love these flamingos! Here is a story about a flamingo. We were driving back to our hotel from Legoland when I saw a bird flying through the sky. It was pink. I asked Chainsaw what it was. He says, "Flamingo." And then I died from the triumph of seeing a wild flamingo flying through the sky. That has never happened to me before, and I never suspected it would. It wasn't even in my wildest dreams because I'd never thought it was a possibility. Dang! Time to revise my Wildest Dreams.
We petted some manta rays, which felt kind of gross to me. Felix and Chainsaw also fed and petted some dolphins, which I did not see. I believe them. Mostly because they took my last $14 and came back with fishy fingers.
The Shamu show was AWESOME. There were eleventy billion people there. It made me tear up a little. You know when Hootie says he's such a baby because the dolphins make him cry? It was like that a little. I understand, Hootie. I understand.
Felix made a possum buddy. We later saw his cousin dead on the side of the road. Sad.
I made this walrus buddy. For reals. The walruses might have been my favorite part of SeaWorld.
I could watch these guys all day. I also liked their across the tank neighbors, the belugas, but the walruses were the best.
After SeaWorld the Chainsaw treated us to a Medieval Times show, which was also super number one badass. We cheered for the green knight, who is the bad guy!
This picture sucks, but I assume you can get the feeling of how awesome we were while we were there. I bought a flag. And I spent a brazillian holes on drinks in collectible goblets/steins. From now on we only drink like royalty, and you MUST refer to us as milord and milady.